Mr. Ladykiller

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September 2011

217 posts

regrets

((Has none for killing both Goodman and Neil, and feels nothing when attacking/killing others too- if it benefits him, there is nothing to regret. If a Goodman’s wife cried at his doorstep he wouldn’t, or perhaps couldn’t give a real damn.

But as soon as he saw the light fade of of Lana Skye’s eyes, something inside him broke. One could say it was his widely believed to be non-existent heart. He most definitely regretted killing her and it hates that fact, he was so sure it would be just as painless for him as the others were, but he just couldn’t become that emotionally detached.

He also regrets not getting a swimming pool in his office because that was such a missed opportunity.))

Sep 29, 20114 notes
nipples!!!

((fdgsdf i’m going to try and respond to this seriously uh

He likes how sensitive they are and how a woman will squirm if he touches them. Aaaaaaand he likes to bite them.))

Sep 29, 2011
Organs

((He’s very attached to his pipe organ, “Belle”, that’s back in his office. Played it non stop, even if an important case was being researched. Sometimes the entire force would be in entire chaos simply because everyone needed Gant and he’d only pay attention to the keys.

Likes to refer to her as the “only woman in his life that’s never betrayed him.”))

Sep 29, 20113 notes
#bolded pipe because all your minds are in the gutter
Alcohol

((Used to be quite the drinker when he was younger, but as he attempted to climb up the ladder in his career he pretty much stopped. He enjoyed a drink every now and then once he became Chief of Police, at celebrations and what have you. He thinks he’s hilarious once drunk, and acts as if he’s the hunk of the party.

Now that his life and mental state are going down the shitter, he’s drowning his sorrows more frequently, because he has no job or reason not to. Helps him forget certain unwanted memories or feelings.))

Sep 29, 2011
Angel starr

((When she became a food seller who hung out around the police station, it made him laugh. He never felt intimidated by her presence at all, he viewed her as a burnout who just didn’t know when to move on.

He didn’t thought she was capable of much and was very sexist towards her behind closed doors, more than he is to other women. This may be because of her blonde hair and wonderful assets.))

Sep 29, 2011
#Relationships
fisting

((Why))

Sep 29, 20111 note
#that's not my headcanon that's me being confused

wizardgaga replied to your post: your word is: confusion

COP OUT apsdijf

((i do wat i want))

Sep 29, 20111 note
#wizardgaga #i might answer it later srsly if i don't fall asleep
your word is: confusion

((his sexuality))

Sep 29, 20115 notes
#lol jks he's straight #sorry bros
Neil Marshall

((He has no guilt about killing him. None at all.

Although, back in the good old days, he believed Neil could have done greater things, but perhaps dying was the better option for him- Gant believed he was just as easily lead as Lana, and would have soon become just another pawn in his games.))

Sep 29, 2011
#Relationships
Jake marshall

((Oh boy. Thanks to his growing bloodthirst and those rumours flying about about Jake and Lana, this guy isn’t exactly in the best light in Gant’s mind now. Not that he ever was. His eagerness to find out what really happened to his brother irritated him to no end. It’s as if he was that one kid in class who just had to eat the freaking glue. Gant believes he was the source of all rebellion ideas planted in his underlings’ minds. 

He’s as irritating as a fly and in Gant’s mind, as disposable as one. If he gets confronted by the cowboy, he’s not going to put much effort in holding himself back.))

Sep 29, 2011
#Relationships
Lana Skye.

((Adored her back when they were the duo. Used to compliment her beauty and intelligence in front of others, showing her off like a trophy he had won- but never ever thought they were equals in any way.

He’s unsure about his romantic feelings for her now, they’re definitely not as strong as they used to be. It’s not something he likes to dwell on for long so it’s unlikely he’ll sort himself out and get his mind to snap out of the older memories any time soon. One thing is certain, if Gant has any weakness, it’s her.))

Sep 29, 2011
#Relationships
((Headcanon game anyone?

italys-finest:

You send a word or phrase or anything at all, really, And I have to give you a headcanon that has to do with whatever it was.
DO IT.))

Sep 29, 2011814 notes
Sep 28, 201136 notes
#Damon Gant
Sep 26, 201132 notes
#Jake Marshall #lana skye #To Kill List
Sep 26, 201128 notes
#..Swimming Anyone?
Hey, organ master. /hairtouch/

[Eyebrows raise] Hoh ho! How strangely tame! Hello there, dear.

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That’s not quite my name, but good try, little girl! Do you need something, perchance?

Sep 26, 2011

a-piece-of-8:

I do not need your forgiveness. I have done nothing wrong. You humans are awfully fond of yourselves, aren’t you? You never change. But I suppose that works out just wonderful for me, seeing as how you are so dreadfully predictable.

I just might grow bored of you. I felt like giving you one last chance; why did I even entertain the idea that you might prove me wrong? Oh well…

Such a small loss.

…

[There is a small wince as she addresses him as a “human”, but it isn’t the topic of conversation his mouth is already running off about.]

One last chance, hm? My, you honestly believed I would grovel to your feet just so I could get back on your good side? And what would that get me, one less insult a week?

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Oh, good gracious! You must sound so intelligent in your head, mustn’t you? Believe me, I made effort, my dear, but it was thrown back dramatically in my face. Now, I can chase my prey like the best of them but you, Snowy, aren’t worth another word out of my mouth.

So, go on. Stand there. Stare with those dull eyes of yours. All you’ll be watching is a man who doesn’t care what you think of him at all.

Sep 25, 20119 notes
#a-piece-of-8

a-piece-of-8:

demongent:

And I must answer, with undying love, to the beconing call of my Master now, hm? Oh, Snowy. You claimed to know so much about “men like me”. How could you have possibly fallen at the last hurdle?

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Hah ha. You can leave now, little girl. I have no more patience for your games any more.

Who are you to tell me what to do? I shall not leave, Damon. I care not of how little patience you hold, all I care about is watching you squirm in my presence.

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It’s adorable, really…

Hoh ho! Oh, really now?

Because what I find adorable is that fact you’d rather cover up your admiration and attraction with this fake malicious intent you apparently hold.

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All you need to do is apologise, my dear, and perhaps I will forgive you. There is no need for this little acting piece of yours.

Sep 25, 20119 notes
#a-piece-of-8

a-piece-of-8:

I said I would come for you when I wanted you.

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And here I am.

And I must answer, with undying love, to the becoming call of my Master now, hm? Oh, Snowy. You claimed to know so much about “men like me”. How could you have possibly fallen at the last hurdle?

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Hah ha. You can leave now, little girl. I have no more patience for your games any more.

Sep 25, 20119 notes
#a-piece-of-8
wizardgaga replied to your post: theprofessionon replied to your post: Hoh ho!…

purrrrrrr

…

If I’m honest, old boy, I’m not quite sure what this means, or how you wish me to respond to it.

Sep 25, 2011
#wizardgaga

a-piece-of-8 replied to your post: a-piece-of-8 replied to your post: Hoh ho! Would…

I thought you were fond of it. Might as well humor you, as I do with all men.

Hm.

I am merely against which lips the acid is dripping from, you see. From others, yes, I find the insults amusing. From you..? Well, it seems as if someone is chasing me merely to deprecate me.

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Which is strange. I thought you wanted nothing to do with me.

Sep 25, 20119 notes
#a-piece-of-8
theprofessionon replied to your post: Hoh ho! Would you believe it?

….

Something wrong, Cleany boy? It is quite the horrid tale, isn’t it? Poor gentleman. I never even got his name, you know.

wizardgaga replied to your post: Hoh ho! Would you believe it?

tell me more

Hah! What more could you possibly want to know? I’m sure he’s in a stable condition, but of course he can’t speak at all.

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I’m not sure if he’s been cursed, or blessed!

Sep 25, 2011
#theprofessionon #wizardgaga
a-piece-of-8 replied to your post: Hoh ho! Would you believe it?

What an utter bastard you are.

Hah! Well I- ..Ah. It’s you. My little darling, with her beautiful insults that ring like sweet birdsong to my ears.

Really, dear, have you nothing better to do than state common knowledge with harsh words? It’s becoming rather dull.

Sep 25, 20112 notes
#a-piece-of-8
Hoh ho! Would you believe it?

A man with a rather large camera hurried up to me in the street today, a reporter, no less! I was simply popping around the corner for a couple of drinks and CLICK, he caught me with that lens of his!

Unfortunately, he had the misfortune of dropping his camera, destroying what I was told to be a lovely photo! So sad! Get this, later that day, he was attacked just a little away from where I was located!

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I must visit the man in hospital. Having his tongue removed with a blade mustn’t have been an enjoyable experience for the old chap.

Sep 25, 20118 notes
#hoh hoh hoh.
THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE HAS BEGUN.

Is this suppose to frighten me, old boy? Hah! If that were your goal, it would be more effective to tell me my mother was coming to town!

I’ve dealt with many a brain-dead slowpoke in my time, you see. Not naming any names, of course! Hoh hoh ho!

Sep 24, 20111 note
O-oh, nice to meet you, Mister Gant. I-I'm glad to hear that. I-I'm alright. I'm currently working on a painting. W-what do you do, Mister Gant?

A painting? Oh, we have an artist on our hands, do we? Hah! How splendid! May I see some of your work? I was always a fan of visiting the old gallery in my younger days.

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Me? Oh, I’m merely a retired old man, or if you wish to have the more exciting version, I am an Ex-Chief of Police! Hoh hoh ho!

Yes, I quit the job several years ago, and now I simply bask in life’s simple glow, swimming and lounging all day. It’s very enjoyable!

Sep 22, 20112 notes
wizardgaga replied to your post: ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬SORRY I GOT YOU PREGNANT▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ

i love you so fucking much

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Sep 22, 20112 notes
#wizardgaga
(( best Gant, ok, best ))

((oh stawp it you

/handflop/))

Sep 22, 2011
#panettone
Sep 22, 2011
#my sexy face
(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧ You have a beautiful penis!

Now, you are simply stating common knowledge there, my little grey friend!

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Hoh hoh ho! I joke, I joke! Although I am rather taken aback by such an absurd compliment.

I suppose thanks are in order and, ah.. right back at you, old chap?

Sep 22, 2011
ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬SORRY I GOT YOU PREGNANT▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ

ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬SORRY I DROWNED YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY AND MADE MEALS OF THEIR INTERNAL ORGANS▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ

Sep 22, 201110 notes
#is this ic #who knows
Hello, t-thank you for following me back, S-sir. H-how are you this evening?

No, no trouble at all, little lady! Ho ho! Don’t address me as Sir, much too formal for my tastes. You may call me Mr Gant, my dear, Mr Damon Gant. For that is my name! Ha!

Ah, I’m incredibly well, actually. And yourself, Miss…?

Sep 22, 2011
#nervous-artist #late reply is late

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I hardly think I sound so.. malicious when I ask such things. Why, that looks more like a dance move than an aggressive stance, to me!

Sep 22, 20111 note
#submediocremind #submission
  • everyone: nobody is perfec-
  • me: hey
Sep 20, 20116 notes
#yes
Sep 20, 2011
#do you see this gant #i see it missile #i see it with my long extendible eyes
Sep 19, 2011
#dammit butz i bought balloons and everything
Sep 19, 201115 notes
#ocean #sharks #swimming
Sep 19, 201137 notes
#i'll smack dab your trap
  • Chief of Police: They're married!
  • Phoenix: It looks to me like they've been handcuffed together.
  • Chief of Police: That's what marriage is!
Sep 19, 201137 notes
#oh looks like the guy you got to replace me is a right smooth talker #nice going
Hm. I had the strangest dream.

The sort in which one finds it difficult to separate those sleeping visions to actual, real events.

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..No, of course it was a dream, it could be nothing more than that.

Sep 19, 20118 notes
#no gant you really did kiss all those people #ya big orange
Sep 19, 2011125 notes
#is this basis to throw someone in jail #because if it's hard evidence this could have totally saved at least two lives #oh well lol now i'm a swimming on the loose hooray
Phoenix Wright.

[He snorts]

Well, it would be unfair to Worthy not to, hm?

Sep 18, 2011
Let it be known that I am not taking any more 'kissing requests'

As they appear to be now.

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Mainly because of the fact I am not kissing a dog.

Sep 18, 20112 notes
#Aaaaaaaaaaaand I'm not going to be here for much longer so #gonna do the ones that have been there for a while dfsgbd
kiss your peeeenis
Sep 18, 20111 note
#No comment
Lana Skye

…Reeling off women from my past, are we?

I’ll take off points for originality for a start.

Sep 18, 2011
Angel Starr

…..

Sep 18, 2011
Ema Skye

…..

Sep 18, 2011
Daryan Crescend.

….

I honestly do not believe he would appreciate such a thing, not since the poor boy is leaving and all.

Sep 18, 2011
me v3v

Oh, but that’s cheating, little Miss.

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And there’s no room for cheaters here.

Sep 18, 2011
#because i am the biggest cheater and i take up all the room
Sep 18, 20113 notes
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