alreadybehindyou:

demongent:

alreadybehindyou:

demongent:

alreadybehindyou started following you

..Ah. I assume this is the metaphorical breaching into reality?

How exciting! Hoh ho! 

THIS IS NOT A GOOD TIME.

Hm? I’d heard from the grapevine that time was rather your forte, as it were! Hah ha! Do you need a hand with something, uh, stranger?

NO. BE QIET.

… SHIT. I MEAN.

SILENCE.

…

Excuse me?

alreadybehindyou:

demongent:

alreadybehindyou started following you

..Ah. I assume this is the metaphorical breaching into reality?

How exciting! Hoh ho! 

THIS IS NOT A GOOD TIME.

Hm? I’d heard from the grapevine that time was rather your forte, as it were! Hah ha! Do you need a hand with something, uh, stranger?

alreadybehindyou started following you

..Ah. I assume this is the metaphorical breaching into reality?

How exciting! Hoh ho! 

mistytpednaem replied to your post: mistytpednaem replied to your post: Goodness…

I dunno just a crazy hypothetical here that definitely isn’t a roundabout way for me to gauge interest.

Oh? Tch, and there I was thinking you had a real kicker lined up for me, Naemmy! Well, consider my interest thoroughly perked- how could it not be? 

I’ve always had my suspicions I was immortal, you know! Hah ha! Could be very interesting to look into the, so to speak; ‘real deal’. Hypothetically, of course! 

mistytpednaem replied to your post: Goodness me.

mr gant what if you were followed by an immortal time demon

I.. don’t believe I’ve heard this one before! Hoh ho!

Go on, what if I were followed by an ‘immortal time demon’?

I’m not very good with keeping this silly thing updated am I? I am awfully sorry. I’ve been horrendously all over the place lately. Although, if you asked me to list what exactly I’ve done with the time, I’m not sure I could give you an answer! 

Well, I suppose that’s retirement for you. ‘You’ being over 150 people! Over 150 little people on their little computermegadgets and ipodicles following this tired old man! Ha hah! I’ve not a clue what you’re here for, but I thank you. You’re all very kind.

glimmerous-fop:

demongent:

A rockstar? My word, how exciting! Hoh ho!

I can imagine that it must be quite the task to juggle two such contrasting careers! Prosecuting has to be the shorter straw, hm? Such a dull profession!

Ach, well, the rockstar thing has been put on hold because of some-*cough*-problems.

So now I’m fully focusing on my law career, which, fortunately, isn’t as dull as you think, Herr Gant. A lot of unexpected incidents happen in a courtroom.

And what do you do, sir?

Oh? What a shame. Fingers crossed these ‘problems’ of yours are resolved post-haste.

Aha ha, you needn’t lecture me there, Klavvy. I’m rather aware of ‘unexpected incidents’ in courtrooms.

I’m unemployed at the moment, actually. Early retirement, others would say. I used to have quite the humble of careers, ah, Chief of the Los Angeles district police department?

absolutelynotsuspiciouslooking:

demongent:

So good to hear!

Oh, it’s going rather plainly. Pleasantly so, though, I might add. You know, less of an escape, more simply boring old ducking low! Ha ha! But, we reap what we sow, and all that nonsense.

Always on duty, aren’t we. Relax a little, my friend! Just call me Damon! There’s no need of ‘Mr’ between us, is there?

I’m afraid I have no idea what you mean.

No? Too busy for chums and chatters, are we?

Honestly, Shelly, I’ve no idea how you do it. If I lived like you, well, I’d soon go mad.

richiewellington:

“and just who are you,” the man asks rudely.

Now, now, that’s hardly a polite greeting you have there.

Let’s not start off on the wrong foot, son. I’m Damon Gant, and if you care to try again, perhaps you could introduce yourself with a touch less eye roll this time, hm?